Aisling’s ‘Weird News’ snippet. May 2019

The Perils of Backstreet Magic In a landmark case, a thief appeared in court last week for illegal use of backstreet magic. The thief had purchased the magic from a rouge mage, and was attempting a ‘pass through the wall’ spell in order to rob a house, when the magic fizzled out, leaving him with one arm and one leg trapped in the stone…

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Night of the Tall Fires

Last night the Storm Guild tested the twenty-four great flame throwing towers arrayed around the city walls. These towers are storm defences, and this test occurs twice a year. It’s called the Night of the Tall Fires on account of the hundred meter long jets of flame that are shot into the sky. To simulate a real storm attack, the city is declared a…

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Punishments!

Aisling, Shinytop and I were walking close to Gutwretch Street this morning when a strangely greenish creature passed us. Shaped like a human, it had legs, arms and a body. It’s head, however, was a mass of intertwining vegetation. ‘What is that?’ I asked Shinytop. ‘Don’t know.’ It was rare that Shinytop didn’t have an answer. So, considering it our duty to investigate, we…

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Weird Recipe

This is an advertising flyer that got shoved into my hand today. Weird!!! Marcon’s Mart 55 Dunode Street District Vetexan The Best For Sustainable And Exotic Foods. This Month’s Gourmet Recipe Stuffed Fog Maggot Guaranteed to thrill your guests. One Fog Maggot: 5-6 lbs Three medium Fala Spiders. Hock Syrup Mixed Herbs Two pints of Vate curd Two pounds of diced cheese Half pint…

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